 - Peculiar Creatures - Stressbuster1 | Un-stress Me!
 Oct 13, 2:21pm  (104 reviews) bizarre http://www.stressbuster1.com/index.php?o...- Poor awkward-looking thing... :)
- YouTube - How To Turn a Presidential Debate Into a Drinking Game
- Sep 30, 5:25am
 (1 review) alcohol, entertaining, politics, video, debate http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=h_yWxi8Dy3... - hilarious...
- Linkinn - Some people are great with cameras...........
- May 21, 5:38pm (49 reviews) humor http://www.linkinn.com/_Some_people_are_...
- These are really wonderful
- Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary
- May 6, 6:54am (166 reviews) humor http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/Humor/oth...
- From the page: "The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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Hahahaha
- www.drunkenquotes.com
- Apr 23, 5:48am (12 reviews) alcohol http://www.drunkenquotes.com/funny-beer-...
- From the page: "â€oeSometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didnâ€t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, â€oeIt is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
â€"Jack Handy"
- http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~kdavis5/spooning-kittens.jpg
- Mar 24, 2:05pm (19 reviews) cats http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~kdavis5/sp...
- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
- http://apps.rockyou.com/images/facebook/apps/superwall/2008_03_17_dirty_mind...
- Mar 24, 1:56pm (298 reviews) adult-humor http://apps.rockyou.com/images/facebook/...
- Hahaha---fooled me!
- http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/128297011302345000andatswh...
- Mar 19, 5:46pm (17 reviews) humor http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpres...
- Hahahaha normally these lolcatz things make me crazy but that's hilarious :)
- What an Idiot! - Make yourself look smart
- Mar 5, 6:42pm (33 reviews) crime http://www.iamnext.com/fun/idiots.html
- A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a
downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller
window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.
She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he
wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left. He was arrested few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
- Involution & Mitch Quotes
- Jan 25, 9:16am (186 reviews) humor http://involution.com/mitch-quotes
- From the page: "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."
Mitch Hedberg"
Hahaha
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