From the page: "â€oeSometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didnâ€t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, â€oeIt is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
â€"Jack Handy"